improper root
a maths-based joke that refers to working towards, but not completely achieving, getting a root. it is essentially a failed attempt to tune or woo a female.
1. “nah look… i didn’t actually root her. it was more of an improper root.”
“so nothing happened then.”
“uh… nah, we just chatted.”
2. “old mate will got an improper root last night.”
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