one who is incapable of being prost-tuted. the opposite of prostable.
my friend carrie is improstable: no one would pay to sleep with her.
- housewife weight
the excessive baggage that is gradually acquired over time by a housewife. they start off pretty, but slowly turn into fat cows who do nothing all day but sit around and eat things covered in chocolate and creamy sh-t. housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will […]
- al westaway
al westaway is the singer and guitarist in fightstar, and shares the same position as charlie simpson in the band. al was born on february 2nd, and i think he is 24, but not too sure! al met charlie, and was asked to be in fightstar when, al’s bird, moved in with charlie’s. chaz’s bird […]
when the b-lls are so aptly lain upon the sleeping eyelids. when you volunteer your t-st-cl-s to be the goggles of another. hey, remember when i gave jim ballggles last night? i gave jim some ballggles to borrow.
- ball hair on my nipples
the hair just around your nipples that look like the hair found on your sack i have ball hair on my nipples.
- human waterfall
a man or woman, with such sweaty armpits that they are pouring sweat everywhere. waterfall effect can be maximized by a light colored shirt. watch out, the human waterfall is pouring it down again.