Improvised Explosive Device
when a guy knows that he is about to get a bl-wj-b from a girl he doesn’t like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can m-st-rb-t- just to the point of -j-c-l-t–n. then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. if executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will c-m in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised… allah akbar!
a sl-t comes over thinking she’s going to get to suck some d-ck. to her surprise, she is about to be b–by trapped. once she gets the d-ck out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an ied, or improvised explosive device.
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