imvagination


similar to the imagination but only used to create a mental image of a particular woman’s pubic hair and v-g-n-
steve

“hey why are you staring at that young blonde”

greg

“i’m just using my imv-g-n-tion”

steve

“hmm i would say dark in color and slightly trimmed”
what a guy uses to picture a girl naked
in order to picture her naked, i used my imv-g-n-tion.
the part of an unattractive man’s psyche that makes him think he is attractive to women. the imv-g-n-tion is only active in strip clubs, wh-r- houses, hooters and the phillipines. the imv-g-n-tion is harmless unless it transforms into arrogance. if this happens the man will become a sad douche bag. the only cure for this transformation is as follows:
1) remove man from asia, wh-r- house, hooters or strip club.

2) grab his double chin and punch him in his bald spot several times.
we all knew delbert’s imv-g-n-tion was out of control when he said,” i think that stripper really liked me. she kept coming back to my section in sniffer’s row!!”

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