imvu

the increasingly irritating advert to the right.
i developed a tick under my left eye thanks to that imvu advert.
a instant messaging site that lets you virtually interact with friends and so on. its kind of like mysp-ce. only without the badly taken pictures, boring teenagers, stalkers, etc. you can buy virtual clothes and other various items such as scenes, pets, hair, shoes, furniture, etc. it even allows you to buy your friends gifts. awww. how generous of you, you worthless computer addicted b-st-rd. hahaha. go back down to that creepy dark h-llhole of a bas-m-nt where you came from.
-my avatar looks like hot sh-t. could you buy me some clothes?
-of course i can. let me just reach into my virtual pocket, pull out my virtual wallet, and hand you this virtual money.
-awwwwwww. thank you so much. i love imvu
a 3d chat programme where you make a avatar. alright for a laugh because its full of dimwits who think its real.
dimwit: if you was my girl would you live here with me? (talking about an imvu 3d back ground)
normal person: erm, no.
dimwit: why?!
normal person: cause erm i cant live inside a computer…
noun; an online 3-d chat in which you create your own 3-d avitar to chat with other people online. this would be a fun thing to have if it weren’t for the fact that 79% of the people on there with female avitars were actually male in the real world.
1
guy: hey, my name’s bob.
hottybabe43: hiii, i’m jasmine.
guy: mind if i get a picture of you jasmine?
hottybabe43: sry, my webcam is broken.
guy: digital camera?
hottybabe43: sry, my computer is really messing up and nothing for pictures work.

2
guy 1: so i was on imvu last night and i met this really hot chick.
guy 2: so you got a picute?
guy 1: no, but her avi was hot
guy 2: dude, you were flirting with a guy, you freaking h-m-.
possibly one of the gayest chat systems ever created. it lags the sh-t out of ur internet so that people cannot physically use it for anything purposful. u can buy credits to buy clothes, which is pointless cus u could just go out and buy some clothes in real life and chat to people then!
hotbabe123: hey there hun
normal person: get the f-ck off imvu and buy some proper clothes
a 3d chat program that should only be used by people with fast internet and a good processor. users can interact with one another virtually with everything from hugs and kisses to pokes in the eye.

users can also buy virtual clothes and rooms/houses for their avatars (avi for short). while the credits to buy clothes are for sale, most users find it easy to survive without actually having to buy anything via free spin, browsing the new products page, inviting friends, and joining metarl.

it’s a fun 3d chat program, but also quite hilarious/annoying with the people that take it too realistically, and those credit wh-r-s.
imvu guy: hey baby? you single?
me: -cringes in real life- yes….
imvu guy: you wanna go out?
me: no.
imvu guy: why not?
me: because you live in australia and i live in ohio?
imvu guy: come lay in the bed with me, s-xy.
me: i’m gonna go now. -clicks x-

person: how long you been on imvu?
me: couple years.
person: oh, i’ve only been on here a month. i want some new shows. i only need 10 more credits to get them.
me: cool.
person: yea. onlllyyy need 10 more credits to get them.
me: yea, i get that.
person: just 10.
me: yea….i…know?
person: i wish someone would give me 10 credits.
me: don’t we all wish someone would give us 10 credits?
person: why won’t you give me some d-mn credits!?
me: what the h-ll! -virtually punches in the gut and leaves-

person: hi, my name’s john.
me: nice avi.
person: thanks. where ya from?
me: usa.
person: uk for me.
–normal conversation w/o relationship invidtes and credit whoring follows-

a crazy 3d aim-like program full of many people and things. you can buy clothes, accessories, hairstyles, makeup, pets, furniture, rooms, etc. however this often leads to the development of credit wh-r-s and losers without lives that believe the game to be real. half the people on it dress half-naked and bring u to some “s-xy” bedroom or stand there acting stupid. while it can be fun, watch out for the shut-ins with no lives and the ”
imvu guy: hey s-xy? (changes background to beach)
imvu girl: (changes into bikini) sure
guy: wanna go out?
girl: kay
five minutes and an “x” out of the orevious chat later…