In a hoop
a slang term for being excessively hungover and tired.
oh man i’m in a hoop after last night!
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a defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. inspired by tom cruise’s recent behavior on oprah. also see jump the shark my new boyfriend benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion. 7 more definitions tom […]
- Text Blocked
the process of getting blocked from some action with your girlfriend or boyfriend by a text sent to that person by a friend, family, etc. guy&girl: -making out- girl: opps i got a text, gimme a minute to reply. guy: -sighs- guy: -whispers to himself- dang, that guy/girl just text blocked me.
- Jump Out
the undercover laws, mostly the big black suburbans or ford taurus, or big double door vans. mostly tinted ford taurus pull up, everybody run, white boys jumpout pointin’ with they guns, ford taurus leave everybody came back, hey hope them boys didn’t find my sack. (jeezy) 2 more definitions noun. slang term for the police, […]
- jump the broom
denotes an antebellum marriage ritual used by african-american slaves, who were often prevented from legally marrying. with wide variations, the basic feature of the ritual was that the marriage union was solemnized by a young couple leaping together over a broom. this would be done in the context of a family gathering. widely practiced in […]
- bechtelheimer
the act of being railed from behind in the behind. joann got bechtelheimered all night long.