in bed
phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. helpful when wanting to get laid.
“you have very good skills and exceptional talents” in bed.
words than can be added to the end of any sentence to make an insult worthy of winston churchill.
raam : “this discombobulator has abashed my thermalogical knowledge erudition”
steve: in bed!
pooj: ooooooooo cussssed
1) to be in a bed.
2) words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more… interesting.
since all his friends were busy, shawn had to have fun alone. in bed! see?
two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into s-xual humor. much like thats what she said.
bob: d-mn, i always get way too excited and ruin everything
rob: in bed
words added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty. works best when no one is expecting it, but always leads to an entertaining conversation. overuse may cause your friends to pretend they’re annoyed, but really they don’t know what they’d do without you constantly twisting everything. when used in conjunction with that’s what she said it can make cl-ss a lot more fun; especially choir because lyrics and vocal excerises are perfect source material. abbreviated i.b.
person 1: “she’s very talented.”
person 2: “in bed!”
person 1: “make it look good!”
person 2: “in bed!”
…you get the idea
a funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. when a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words “in bed” to that fortune. it makes any fortune a funny fortune!!
1: you shall find great success in the coming months…
2: in bed!!!
everyone: hahahahahaha….
something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to s-x.
try it, it works. :] can make any conversation amusing.
dude: hey, what time should i fix your computer?
dude 2: in bed.
dude: hey, i saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
dude 2: in bed.
dude: hey, stop jumping on my sister!
dude 2: in bed.
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