in-flight motormouth
making the mistake of ‘being too friendly’ with ones’ seat partner on an airplane flight, only to realize to your horror; the person is unable to shut the f-ck up!!
often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! if the person is boring (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones’ own personal world!
i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i’ve fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get ‘into’ the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you can be, if you have the right book!
welcome to sh-t city! did you have a nice flight? fine, except for the in-flight motormouth!
an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to p–p town!!
we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
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