In sutures


“in sutures” humor that is so convulsively, side-splittingly hilarious, that you crack up and fall apart from laughing so hard, and metaphorically speaking, you require remedial surgery.

the hyperbole of being “in st-tches”.
jen: that stand up gig was an absolute crack-up.

ange: yeh…i’m in sutures ‘cos i split my sides from laughing so much.

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