In the Book of Mormon
the definition is based on the broadway musical, “the book of mormon”
short for: (person pretending to read book of mormon) “and god said to joseph, do not ____ or you will go to mormon h-ll.”
dude 1: “i’m going to go -ss-f-ck a baby.”
dude 2: “in the book of mormon, dipsh-t!!”
long version of dude 2, pretending to read the book of mormon: “and god said to joseph, do not -ss-f-ck babies or you will go to mormon h-ll.”
Read Also:
- intoxious
the state of mind when one loses the ability to shut the f-ck up because of excessive consumption of alcohol. don’t pay attention to him, he doesn’t know what he is saying because he’s intoxious.
- Introspeculate
to speculate while introspecting girl friend: why do you always hurt me? haven’t you got any conscience left? boy friend: i cant help it girl, my brain has a tendency to introspeculate while i am trying to introspect!
- Invalidictorian
one who has met the requirements to be the cl-ss valedictorian yet is disliked or even unknown by their other cl-ssmates. guy: i can’t believe that b-tch is valedictorian. n-body even knows her. guy #2: i know man! they oughta call her the invalidictorian.
- Irany
the usage of words that are intentionally misspelled, often in an ironic way. the most well known use of irany is of the retarted moran and his sign.
- Irish Jig Alert!
warning that “lord of the dance” is playing town. a person sees an advertising poster for “lord of the dance”. “opps, irish jig alert!”