In the garden
a term used when someone is playing or talking about the game gardens of time on facebook.
me: what are you doing right now
ami: i’m in the garden leave me alone!
a person who is in a vegetative state. patient in an lengthy coma. a human vegetable.
son: my poor mom is in the garden because of her stroke. sh-t…lying there like a turnip.
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