slat tour


an invitation to someone’s bed to get busy (from the wooden slats of the bed frame.) often used in a situation where nothing else is desired but a casual encounter but the user wants to use a term less obvious than ‘booty call’.

also, a thorough investigation of some chic’s -ss.
yo, i’ll be over around 10ish or whenever i finish the slat tour.

i wasn’t going to try to get in her pants until after dinner, but then she offered me the full slat tour.

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