In the Holster
the act of sleeping with one’s p-n-s safely rested in their partners b-ttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. b-tts-x for the working man.
jack nessled his dude in the walls of mike’s -ss. when mike asked what that damp, slimy feeling on his behind was; jack replied “just placin it in the holster babe”
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