In the jungle.


when a person in the restaurant industry is absolutely busy beyond any of their capabilities the are no longer, “in the weeds” they are, “in the jungle”.
i have ten mojitos to make and i need to greet twelve new guests. sweet baby jesus i am in the jungle.

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