in-the-park homerun


hitting all the bases and scoring on your first try.
eric: i planned on getting to second base, but instead, i made an in-the-park homerun last night!

parker: f-ckin’ sweet bro!
1 more definition
when a guy is really quick in bed
or
when you should only be getting to third base, but based on your skill, luck or some mistake, you get laid.
girl: wow, 5 seconds. is that it?
boy: yeah, in the park home run. sorry.
or
wow, i totally wasn’t expecting to get laid.

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