inactively suicidal

when you won’t kill yourself but wouldn’t mind if you died.
therapist: are you suicidal?
me: inactively suicidal.
therapist: please elaborate.
me: i’m not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me i don’t exactly know if i would move out of the way.

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