a contraction of the words inadvertent and confession. a statement presented as factual that reveals a characteristic of the speaker, since the -ssertion can only be based on personal experience. an example of inadfessions is evident in the following exchange. male a: men m-st-rb-t- all the time. there is no way women could possibly m-st-rb-t- more than men. female b: women m-st-rb-t- at least as much as men. male a: men m-st-rb-t- four times a day. female a: women do it 10 times a day and can do it at their work cubicle without anyone noticing. in the preceding example male a concedes in effect that he m-st-rb-t-s four times a day. female a states in effect that she m-st-rb-t-s 10 times a day and from time-to-time does so at the work place.
louisa made quite the inadfession when she -sserted that “women” like their partners to gently caress their cl-t-r-s with the thumb while aggressively banging them with their index and middle fingers.
“i’m not a lawyer” if you’re not a lawyer then you say, inal. “dude, i can’t help you out. inal.”
- indonesian fried chicken salad
a s-xual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an asian woman between the heights of 4’9” and 5’2” and a african-american male of large p-n-s (12″+, 7” circ-mference). occurs when black male of large p-n-s fails to insert p-n-s into the small asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch […]
- industrial action
(v.) to take inudustrial action (also known as a strike) is for the workers to refuse to work, causing the company loss of sales. this is a bargaining tool used by the poor people against the rich. minimum wage guy: oooh oooh our company made £700 million turnover! this is despite spending £690 million on […]
uncontrollably sweaty, sticky, musty, slimey b-lls sack, shaft and gooch. entire pubic region bothered and uncomfortable due to a time period of hot, humid weather without a shower. we have been at the indy 500 for 3 days now without a shower and this humid hot weather is causing terrible “indysac”.
- information literacy
some boring cl-ss that i have to take, or quit high school. aww… cr-p i have to go to information literacy next.