Inappropriate Phonetics
the use of an alternative phonetic alphabet, by those not having a grasp of the correct subst-tutions, using inappropriate words. these words usually being rude, cr-ss or parts of the anatomy. the best time one should opt to use inappropriate phonetics would be when communicating by poor phone connection to a faceless call centre.
yes i confirm my forename is john, that is j-sm–rg-sm-h-rny-nuts, and my surname is smith, that is scr-t-m-m-ff-idiot-tw-t-hard…. oh, you say you don’t appreciate my inappropriate phonetics – how about we revert to the english alphabet and you could listen more carefully…
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