inappropriate salmon
when a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (as if a salmon was flapping between them.)
sophie gave me a m-ssive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. i totally should have worn tights.
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