an item in the grocery store that has been misplaced, probably by a lazy patron.
i call incongrocery on those frozen fish stick somebody left between the fruit loops and rice krispies.
- innocent eyed
someone who can see who you are and tries their best to understand. a really great person to have around, and/or be. lauren has a certain innocent eyed feel about her, i told her about my past and she didn’t judge.
a personality disorder in which side effects include having an unhealthy obsession with selena gomez and your phone, listening to music day and night, and having more guts that 90% of boys. this disorder is contagious and may be related to keshonnagia. a person with jaedasomia would be likely to go in the bathroom with […]
an obviously fake name used as an alias for a lethal international secret agent. doubles as a hot stripper name for cute hair stylists. triples as a chosen name for enterprising young asian girls who do not know that it is a fake western name. one suspects that the person named jalyssa is actually just […]
- jew sn*tcher
one who sn-tches jewish folk and sells them for money on ebay or some other method such as the black market or buyyourjew.com the little jew sn-tcher took my grandmother and sold her to a family in indonesia!
the baddest in the game. she’s the definition of fleek. she’s perfection. from head to toe, she is beautiful. she’s got a body like a benz and she’s wifey material. she’s perfect. jimayia is a dime & all these other b-tch-s are just chump change.