incontibent
when you can’t control you bladder and or -n-l sphincter on account of excessive alcohol consumption.
guy: guys i can’t make it tonight. i pregamed too hard and got incontibent.
guy 2: oh f-ck, you need extra toilet papers?
#alcohol #fail #poo
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