incubator
when you’re in a friends car as you leave, you fart then close the door really quick. the fart incubates so the next time the car is opened it smells like sh-t. works best in summer
“you -sshole! you left an incubator in my car!”
“hahhhahahaha”
the act of placing your cold t-st-cl-s into a womans warm v-g-n-, and letting them toast to a desireable temperature. for the ultimate effect, a woman can queef the b-lls out of her sn-tch, giving the man the ultimate finish.
\\\”yo i gave catelyn the incubator last night. it was so warm in there.\\\”
\\\”really, did she thaw your b-lls out\\\”
\\\” yea! they were toasted. plus she queefed them out!!!\\\”
a woman who carries a fetus for nine months and then bcomes a nonexisting parent and unmotherly.
brandt was “father of the year” to their child while his incubator of a wife never even celebrated mother’s day.
a woman that has children and doesn’t care or support them.
that incubator doesn’t pay child support.
this is an advanced s-xual manuever that occurs when having intercourse with a female while she is positioned on her back with -ss and legs up in the air. the male is standing during this encounter, but is hiding a secret….just before -j-c-l-t-ng he pulls his d-ck out of her p-ssy, then the surprise….then he continues to pull his b-lls out of her -ss, releasing all kinds of satisfaction!
i tried giving my girlfriend the incubator last night, but i couldn’t get my nuts in her -ss….
used to grow nipples to a satasfacory size.
“i chopped off my nipple, put it in an incubator and grew it until it was 7″8.”
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