indenial
someone who denys or is a shamed of what is really true
person a-u got big feet
person b-no i dont
person a-but u wear a size 15
person b-so what
person a-ur so indenial
person b-no im not
2 more definitions
describes a person who is obviously obsessed with an object or person, or thing but acts or speaks otherwise to deny their obsession or addiction.
tom: “let go j-pan this year for vacation, you will love the shopping experience there.”
jane: “you want to go there to get your stupid tenga s-x toys because i won’t let you shop for it online using my credit card right?”
tom: “not true, they have really nice clothes there, and good weather too.”
jane: “yeah right, in-denial.”
in denial of being single because the break up was not mutual. maybe because you still live with your ‘ex’ bf and are still sleeping in the same bed and having s-x too!
girl- “i love you.”
guy- “i love you, too.”
girl- “then why did you want to break up with me?”
guy- “i just need some sp-ce away from you and some time to think about how i feel about being single.”
——–days later —
girl- “hey.what are you doing sat night?”
girl’s friend- “hi. nothing much. just having some people over and drinking. you and the bf should come over too.”
girl- “yeah. sounds like fun. i will see if he wants to go.”
the girl shows up alone and gives an excuse for the bf because….she is single and that is what it’s like to be in denial.
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