the act of multiple people having s-x with an elephant.
james: i heard that newton had a crazy indian party last night!
peter: yeah man, it was newton and two other guys with the elephant!
james: f-ck yeah, man.
goat, native to nepal and tibet: appears indigo in bright sunlight due to a vitamin build up caused by eating depleted uranium rounds tourist – “cor blimey mate that goats indigo” sherpa – “yes that is an indigoat”
glasgow (scotland) slang for an annoying, uncooperative person. “i’m on deadline and he hasn’t given me those reports yet. he’s a pure jouster by the way”! the anti gay way to joust. two men running at each other with long poles riding horses, please don’t come on. gay: “joust” (a combat between two mounted knights […]
- j wood
to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it’s like a fist from your mouth dude i was stocking aisle 2 and ed totally j wooded me to get a huge erection while playing video games “wow yesterday i was playing call of duty and i […]
the most amazing animal in life. it is like a whale and a unicorn had a child and then it drank some awesome (: narwals are my favorite animal and in my opinion should be given a national day every year (september 25) these animals should be honored by everyone and given more recognition, because […]
verb: to perform a backflip while masturbating or noun: a backflip performed while masturbating. harrison: omg jamie just double jackflipped!! astonished onlooker: wow! that’s two jackflips in a row! jamie’s h-lla cool!