stupid idiots who think they are cool and ‘indie’ ( whatever the f-ck that means ) because they follow the latest trend of listening to commercial mainstream ‘popular’ chart music.
these t-ss-rs are often found shopping in topman and h&m etc and can be seen wearing tight skinny jeans, polo shirts, cardigans, waistcoats, converse all-star trainers and weird hats ( basically anything that any other person is wearing – sh-t that no one wore 10 years ago – note to shops, kerrching ).
they also think that being gay is cool and so like to wear bright colours, have messy medium-long hair and think they are totally unique even though there are millions like them. they do not understand the meaning of the word ‘indie’. indie initially meant independant i.e bands that were not signed to major record labels and were relatively unknown. their fans were against all the charts stood for. nowadays ‘indie’ means a band usually starting with the word ‘the’ who sing in an overly exaggerated english whiney accent ( even the scottish bands like the fratellis ), have jangly guitars which arent played properly, care more about their looks than their music, think an achievment is getting into the top 10 and generally f-nny about with their lyrics thinking they are smart and poetic singing about society and teen angst but are really just studenty w-nkers who dont really have a clue.thankfully these bands make their quick buck and are usually quickly forgotten about as every other c-nt has moved onto the next ‘indie’ band.
these indiots usually have ties with the new rave and techno scene which is also a f-ck-n false rip off i.e the klaxons and hadouken! ( both f-g ‘bands’ )
indiots think their music is rock but its really just a new name for pop thanks to nme being total c-nts and w-nking over the latest ‘the’ band. nme is sh-t- btw.
indie c-nt: ”the arctic monkeys are the sh-t. i was in topman earlier and bought this badboy cardigan, i am so indie so i am”
indie c-nt 2: ”no way! i bought that exact same cardigan! we are so indie!”
normal person: ”they are f-ck-n indiots”
indiot ( indie idiot )
- man ply
when a guy usually uses far too much tissue paper to clean something like a spilled drink or their nose. wife: “you know my husband? he spilled a gl-ss of wine today on our new oak wood table and he totally man ply’d it and now there’s no tissue paper left.” friend: “at least your […]
- man region
pelvic region where the male genitalia is located. also known as: the twig and berries; the mom-n-daddy b-ttons; the boys; junk; p-n-s and b-lls; c-ck ‘n b-lls; twig and satchel; your manhood there was a bulge around the man region, but i still couldn’t tell if pat was a male or just had a fat […]
- smuggling piglets
girl with large br–sts popping out of her shirt, shirt usually being tight. she must be smuggling piglets!
1)a greivous and heinous act commited against snacks. 2) a combination of snacks in flavours and or condiments that have no business being together defiling both. he dumped the nacho table into the pool, and thus commited snackriliege at the party. ketchup on popcorn, that’s snackriliege!!
- snake money
1). obtaining money through illegal means (i.e. robberies, extortion, pimping or hustling). 2). name of a chicago based rapper signed to ternt up ent. 1). “yeah bruh, that whole house was bought through snake money”. 2). “hey, have you heard of snake money? he just did a show out in seattle”. adjective meaning good or […]