infactuated
when a person is obsessed about being right, or looking smart, to the point they will make up any “fact,” no matter how delusional or far fetched it seems
paul: “did you know texas is the biggest state in the u.s.?
dan: “no, i’m pretty sure alaska is way bigger actually.”
paul: “no, it’s right here in the newspaper, let me find it.”
dan: “i think you’re overly infactuated.”
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