in any home with white towels, there’s always one with an unexplained streak of sh-t on it. n-body admits to it, and n-body uses it, though it somehow makes it’s way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.
as i came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, i soon noticed i had made a grave error, for i had grabbed the infamous sh-t towel.
- in my office
a phrase used by managers / co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office … usually for rough -n-l s-x. this encounter will then be overseen by another manager who disagrees with such acts of deprevation and it will be mentioned at the next argument between two such bosses. ‘in my orifice’ […]
someone stupid or weird stop being an inniwiggle grant!!!!
an act that happens when one is travelling in tijuana and happens upon a spectacle show in which a small mexican woman is preforming intercourse on a horse. it’s similar to a live s-x show in amsterdam, only not. after i completed a great first date meal in which the guy did not offer to […]
- intersectional relationship
a band geek that dates, goes out with,makes out with or has a friends with benefits relationship with another band geek from a different section for example: a clarinet player dating somebody in low br-ss she is finally in an intersectional relationship with that hot new tuba player
- intestinal testimony
a gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. intestinal testimony (it) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. it is audible to up to fifteen feet away. not to […]