the sudden suspension of attention to everything around you when an infant enters the room.
i was with my friend at dinner the other night when a young couple with a newborn came into the restaurant and sat near us. i was just about to touch on the true meaning of life when she went blue-screen on me and was staring at the gurgling, cooing infant. a typical case of infanity, it would seem.
- Soup Waffle
a person who gets soup -ss from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his -ss looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers you better check your -ss cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle when someone […]
a b-tthole that looks like puckered lips when someone just ate sour candy. “that cat has a sourmouth.” a sulky person. i cannot bear with sourmouths.
- Cock Lubber
1) taken from the phrase “land lubber,” often used by sailors and pirates in disney movies to describe genuine f4990ts. 2) one who loves the c-ck. 3) one who loves the c-ck with an undying p-ssion, so much that he would die rather than see the fall of the omnipotent c-ck. bwa ha ha ha […]
- Cock Randy
anything s-xual that is hot, sticky, or sweet. d-mn that was one c-ck randy experience last night.
- cocktail sausage
a tiny d-ck which looks like a tiny sausage, sometimes choad like a c-cktail sausage on a stick short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts. isnt that strange, kyles fingers look like c-cktail sausages.