the sudden suspension of attention to everything around you when an infant enters the room.
i was with my friend at dinner the other night when a young couple with a newborn came into the restaurant and sat near us. i was just about to touch on the true meaning of life when she went blue-screen on me and was staring at the gurgling, cooing infant. a typical case of infanity, it would seem.

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