Infantry wife
proud army wife, married to an infantry soldier in the us army. many are nasty wh-r-s, though some are loving spouses who are devoted to thier husband and family, and who are not in it just for the d-mn i.d. card or benefits (insurance, income, commissary, etc.) infantry wives can truely appreciate the beauty of a hot infantryman, as they are the ones who regularly see them in absolutely nothing other than thier dog tags. yummy.
infantry wife: “welcome home! i missed you!! now let’s go to the bedroom.”
infantry soldier: “h-ll yeah!”
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