INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER



when your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. then offer her a tablespoon of s-m-n instead of nyquil.
my wife stayed home sick today, i think at lunch ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.

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