infinite base


a psychedelic experience that will rip apart the fabric of sp-ce and time through intense s-xual interactions. you and your partner(s) will go through time itself, teleporting, f-cking, and feeling all known and undiscovered forms of pleasurable experiences simultaneously. it is the only known way to time travel. during infinite base, it is common to morph into your spirit animal. works with up to 4 people. no more. it is wise to use a condom as the risk of pregnancy is guaranteed.
“bro, guess what base i went to with stephanie and her friends last night.”

“what base?”

“infinite base.”

“is that even legal? did you put back my dad’s ladder at least?”

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