Infinite Campus


the average/failing/truant student’s greatest enemy. no longer are your attendance and academic records only seen by your parents every six weeks. with infinite campus, your mother and father have instant access to your grades and attendance records. so if you have a 2.5 gpa and regularly skip bullsh-t cl-sses, like me, you’re f-cked.
i got the whooping of my life last night when my dad saw that i got a 38% on my trigonometry test.

f-ck you infinite campus.
a online gradebook for parents and students. hated and loved by students. and mostly seldom checked by parents. also causes lot of misunderstandings.
student- hey teach when are we getting the quiz grades back

teacher- i put the grades up on infinite campus

random student- oh yeah i saw that last night i got an 84.

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