Infinity Calculator


imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person’s incapacity in completing a technical task. a secondary function of the term’s use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.
brendan: how do you get the final answer in this problem?

paul: just use the infinity calculator in excel.

brendan: what? where’s that?

paul: you mean you don’t know how to use the infinity calculator? ffs!

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