infinity plus shipping and handling
infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. it stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
“does anybody know what’s larger than infinity?”
“nothing”
“no, infinity plus shipping and handling”
“wtf?”
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