infinity war
the single-most sad movie in the mcu. you will cry, your father will cry, and that 19yr old dude sitting next to you will cry. it ruins your hopes and dreams at the start, in the middle, and at the end. it will also make you either have ptsd of the color purple or will make you want to f-ck thanos.
bro, i just saw avengers: infinity war, and it ruined me.
the movie that made me cry
person 1: did you see infinity war
me: breaks into tears
spoiler alert
a depressing movie where all of your favourite characters die horribly and makes everyone cry
“have you seen infinity war yet?”
“yeah, infinity war made me cry”
the movie that made every tom holland fan cry in the movie theater
“have you seen infinity war, yeah that movie f-cked my brain.”
2 words that make people shut their ears for spoilers
1: my favorite part of infinity war was whe…
2: covers ears*
an avengers movie that everyone keeps talking about. it has a bunch of marvel characters.
have you seen infinity war?
look. they’re all dead. well…not all of them.
man: have you seen infinity war?
woman: yes! my relatives didn’t like the ending though…
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