Infistment
when you give money to a friend who convinces you that they have a good idea – but they end up totally scr-w-ng your over (or fisting you). it turns your investment into an infistment.
person 1: “dude, did you invest in chuck’s new business?”
person 2: “no, man, that is wasn’t an investment – it was an infistment”
person 1: “infistment?”
person 2: “yeah, i haven’t felt so taken advantage of since my prostate exam. i will never infist with him again.”
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