Inflatable Pocket Dildo
the inflatable pocket d-ld- is a hollow rubber prosthetic p-n-s that can be deflated when not in use. the ipd, like all d-ld-s is a marital aide and a subst-tute for a real p-n-s. the ipd is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. the top of the line ipd has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. all ipds come in 2 sizes- travel and moby
1-what is that thing on mrs. m’s keychain?
2-dude, it’s her inflatable pocket d-ld-!
1-gross.
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