Inflatio


the increasing of price on the s-xual act of felatio due to inflation.
dan: hey man how did the date with jen go?

jim: oh man it sucked so i went to get a hooker but couldnt afford a bj because of inflatio

dan: awww man that sucks
noun. origin: not latin. probably ben franklin. definition: the act of blowing into a woman’s mysterious lady parts during oral s-x with the intent of causing the woman to queef at an undisclosed later point in time.
amy tried to blame it on the dog, but we both knew the truth. inflatio.
f-ll-t–.
inflatio is characterized by more blowing than f-ll-t–

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