infomercial sapiens
endangered sub-species of h-m- sapiens, who due to inept-tude in any given task poses a health hazard to themselves and their surroundings. often suffers from mal-nutrition, as simple tasks as chopping a vegetable with a knife, results in hospitalization. also pr-ne to different infections and diseases, as handling used rags, mops and cleaning equipment that’s not highly specialized (as promoted in an infomercial), will despite ease of use and common knowledge, be used not only wrongly – but with some sort of health risk. some cases of h–rding has been observed, but there is yet no doc-mentation of infomercial sapiens” being h–rders in general.
unesco has put infomercial sapiens on the endangered species list, as they will either kill themselves, or die out when streaming of media will remove infomercials from tv-screens.
see also infomercial people, infomercial
karen was so sad to discover her son had the “infomercial sapiens” mutation, and probably only had a couple of years left to live.
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