infucktion


an infection contracted through s-xual intercourse…
tw-t was that? i c-nt hear. i have an inf-cktion in my ear.
5 more definitions
when you can’t stop thinking about how good someone f-cked you in the past.
example: i’m sorry but can’t focus on my work because i got a serious inf-cktion going at the moment. hopefully the p-n-scillin will kick in soon and clear my mind or i may have to go betty ford clinic to dec-ckxify and finally get rid of this add-cktion.
an infection, only contracted by f-cking.
a s-xually transmitted disease.
man, i got a huge v-g-n-l inf-cktion from my last boyfriend, what a dirty b-st-rd.
if you don’t use a condom, you risk an inf-cktion.
the burning sensation may be a sign of an inf-cktion.
an infection obtained via s-xual means.
dude 1: why are you wearing your gl-sses? usually you wear contacts.
dude 2: i gave myself an eye inf-cktion.
dude 1: how’s you manage that?
dude 2: i was beating my meat and it got in my eye
s-xually transmitted infection, sti is an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans or animals by means of s-xual contact, including v-g-n-l intercourse, oral s-x, and -n-l s-x. …
if you’re going to have s-x, there really is only one way to protect yourself from contracting an infuction, and that’s by practicing safe s-x. latex condoms will keep you protected against most inf-cktions.

Read Also:

  • Elephant Kiss

    v. int. the act of pushing one’s face into a man’s t-st-cl-s, and rocking one’s head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating “brrr” sound. maria: have you ever gone down on your guy? katie: no but i give him elephant kisses every morning! 4 more definitions creating a seal between a […]

  • I could eat a knob at night

    said first by karl pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on the ricky gervais show podcast about ‘i’m a celebrity get me out of here’ and a celebrity eating a kangaroo p-n-s. ricky: “so what’re you saying??” karl: “i’m saying…i could eat a kn-b at night.”

  • buttpit

    when a flap of skin hangs out the arm of your shirt resembling a b-tt. mostly found on a fat person with a small shirt did you see that b-ttpit hanging out of that lady’s shirt? 1 more definition when your pits or someone else’s pits smell like a b-tt. particularly nasty b.o. alex: did […]

  • B2L

    it is an acronym of “born 2 lose”, or “born to lose”. the song “born to lose” (b2l), by ray charles.

  • Inhertia

    when you sleep with a gal and you really like her, it’s the force (inertia) that makes it hard to leave her bed because you enjoyed being “in her.” why are you so late to work? i was on a date with this gal last night and i stayed over for the first time. i […]


Disclaimer: infucktion definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.