ingibjorn
many say he is the king of teddy bears, but
like a moth to the light, he is drawn to the allure of the legend of procurement, represented by the kinship of category management and project procurement. he is only held back by his insecurities: what would it mean to abandon his engineering legacy: will he lose his fibonacci soul, d-mned and forever mocked by his fellow engineers?
only time will tell…
and he’s a nice guy but gets cold too easily
don’t be an ingibjorn: follow your dreams!
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