Injured Dog
when a man is w-nking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to w-nk and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw
the other day robert’s mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor
when playing the d-ck showing game as in the movie waiting, you take a lamp shade and place it small end toward your junk resulting in a look like that of a dog with a collar that prevents it from chewing or licking injuries
when i walked into the hotel room chris gave me the injured dog and was thus able to kick me in the -ss and call me gay
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