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  an acronym for “i’m not saying, i’m just saying.” the phrase is meant to -ssert the factual nature of a statement while disavowing personal responsibility for it. or the opposite, sometimes it’s ironic. “you look terrible in that scarf. insijs.”

• Irish Clocktower

  the act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes p-ssed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to j-sm. “dude john just gave stacy an irish clocktower!” “how long did it take john to j-sm?” “5 minutes.” “thats john’s new record!”

• Instadicted

  to be instantly accused, charged, found guilty (and sentenced on-site) of something when you were in the process of actually helping somebody (or at least, in the thought process of actually helping somebody) and had absolutely no f-cking clue that the good you were actually trying to do would actually come back and strike you […]

• Sleeves out of my vest

  giving a concession that sounds like something significant and is likely to get accepted as such, but in reality you’ve given away nothing of value, or something that you would have had to include anyway. bill: i gave that treadmill to the guy that bought my car to get him to say yes. bob: but […]

• Insta-Family

  when a man marries a woman who already has children. so how come rob doesn’t hang out anymore? dude he got married a month ago and now has 3 kids. 3 kids!!??!! yeah he got an insta-family! the result of having three or more children at once. bob’s wife had triplets, and now he has […]

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