Insta-Family


when a man marries a woman who already has children.
so how come rob doesn’t hang out anymore?

dude he got married a month ago and now has 3 kids.

3 kids!!??!!

yeah he got an insta-family!
the result of having three or more children at once.
bob’s wife had triplets, and now he has to trade his car in for a minivan to fit his instafamily.

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