Innocent Barstandercize


made popular by the popular chicago etiquette blog, innocent barstander.

-to publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.

-to exercise a deep p-ssion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.
that obnoxious woman is being a real c-nt to her date and their waiter. i’m gonna go innocent barstandercize her -ss. meet me outside.

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