innocent bytexter
person who unwillingly is included on a group text that blows up.
last night i was a victim of a driveby volley of texts that i had no interest in. i hate being an innocent bytexter. next time i hope they leave me off their lame back-and-forth texts.
a person on a back-and-forth text thread who willingly contributes nothing to the ongoing banter, ignores it all, and wishes he had not been included from the get-go.
dude, i walk away from my phone for 15 minutes and come back to 20 lame texts from you guys. i’m an innocent bytexter! ps: you guys aren’t funny.
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