Innocent smoothie



whilst indulging in -n-l s-x with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly -j-c-l-t- into their -n-s without telling them. the resulting mix of s-m-n and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.
“dood, i nailed her in the b-tt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!”

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