Inputcobra


a mythical s-xual maneuver (generally unwittingly, though humorously, h-m-s-xual by nature.) that leaves the majority of it’s partic-p-nts incapable of s-xual congress for several weeks due to injury.
i’m sorry, but tim, rachel, mike, jake, myself, and i can’t remember who else, tried for an inputcobra last night, and i’m just too sore to make love.

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