an amazing grindcore band from houston,texas. is up there with napalm death
insect warfare are f-ck-ng intense
intimacy is: when you pick up your boyfriend from the airport, drive to the top of the parking garage, and give him the best bl-w j-b he’s ever had. and swallow the biggest load ever. and don’t get a drop of c-m on his clothes. when you are driving home from the airport with your […]
- it doesnt matter
polite thing to say when you’ve accidentally revealed something that’s bothering you. used so the other person forgets about it and doesn’t worry. person 1 – ah, yesterday was horrible. person 2 – why? what happened? person 1 – it doesn’t matter. person 2 – cool, i’m going for some chips. used by professional wrestler […]
the most awesome person in the entire world. jaylea is awesome.
- jennifer lawrencing
jennifer lawrencing means performing one’s duty in a relationship, but failing at being responsible at everything else. -nicole petallides flashes her body on the air, on fox news. what else does she do? -nothing, dude, she’s jennifer lawrencing it. p-ssy; and nothing.
a tall person who is smart, s-xy, nice, and has the moves. he also is a good musician in guitar and when he plays guitar he has awesome music. when he turns into an adult, he would have 5 girlfriends in his life so far. he would want to have a medical degree. person #1: […]