insecure retard
a straightedge middle-aged videogame addict who lives in the past, brags to others about instant messaging “hotties” and talking to more “hotties” all day on a headset over internet games with no camera support.
avoids confrontation and declines any form of challange by running in himself circles (and away from live chickens).
“i could drop a deuce, play with it in the toilet, and i’d get more answers than actually expecting this insecure r-t-rd to own up.”
“mkf30 is an insecure r-t-rd!”
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